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« Odpowiedź #2505 dnia: Listopada 10, 2010, 00:15:46 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoceHHTc9xo

To jest dopiero LOL . :karpik

Było w niedzielę , fajnie szukali tej ynteligentnej rakiety.

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« Odpowiedź #2506 dnia: Listopada 11, 2010, 18:05:43 »
Coś dla rusofili ;)
Jest nawet troszkę latania : 4:37-4:46 :D
Od dziś przysięgam nie narzekać już na dziury w naszych drogach  :karpik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCnU4OTAsM
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« Odpowiedź #2508 dnia: Listopada 12, 2010, 22:30:11 »
A w jaki sposób Ty jesteś upośledzony?

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« Odpowiedź #2509 dnia: Listopada 13, 2010, 00:02:05 »

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« Odpowiedź #2510 dnia: Listopada 14, 2010, 17:50:17 »
LINK pod którym pokazane jest całkiem fajne malowanie 737-800 :)
Samolot dla początkujących:

http://www.psfk.com/2010/02/kulula-airplane-rebranding.html
Dodatkowo anegdoty od tychże linii (niewiem czy prawdziwe, ale zabawne :D):

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg .

Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety
lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real
examples that have been heard or reported:

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On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where
you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

                   ---o0o---

 On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot
said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be
turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance
the appearance of your flight attendants."

                  ----o0o---

On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your
belongings.. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's
something we'd like to have."

                  ----o0o---

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out
of this airplane."

                   ---o0o---

 "Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

                   ---o0o---

 As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

                   ---o0o---

 After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo , a
flight attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening
the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as
hell everything has shifted."

                  ---o0o---

>From a Kulula employee: " Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth .
To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and
pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't
know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public
unsupervised."

                  ---o0o---

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend
from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your
face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask
before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one
small child, pick your favourite."

                  ---o0o---

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but
we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember,
nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."

                  ----o0o---

"Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an
emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

                   ---o0o---

 "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.
Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight
attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.."

                  ---o0o---

And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Kulula Airlines is
pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in
the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

                  ---o0o---

Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The
flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump
and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the
airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."

                   ---o0o---

 Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town , on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

                  ---o0o---

 Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:
"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

                   ---o0o---

 An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered
his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which
required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers
exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline. He said
that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the
passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.  Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said,
"Did we land, or were we shot down?"

                   ---o0o---

 After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.."

                   ---o0o---

 Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank
you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the
insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal
tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."

                  ---o0o---

Heard on a Kulula flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke,
the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light
'em, you can smoke 'em."

                  ---o0o---

A plane was taking off from Durban Airport . After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Durban to Cape Town , The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOODNESS!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier.  While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger then yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

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« Odpowiedź #2511 dnia: Listopada 14, 2010, 22:53:17 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SWlgkSGcUY&feature=aso
TVN będzie emitował nowy program - "Ku..a na ławę ".  :karpik
Ehhh... to cudowne ,lapidarne słowo* zaczyna wchodzić nawet do oficjalnego języka używanego w mediach.  :banan


*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7hJ5LyOmE
Dla tych co nie znają. :004:
A fighter pilot is noted for intelligence, independence, integrity, courage, and patriotism. "Fighter Pilot" is a state of mind, not a job title. Therefore, not all people who fly fighters are fighter pilots, nor do all fighter pilots fly fighters, some of them drive trucks.

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« Odpowiedź #2512 dnia: Listopada 15, 2010, 00:21:01 »
http://www.altair.com.pl/start-5350
Nie byłoby w tym nic dziwnego, gdyby nie to, że kontrakt uzyskała... Binladin Group xD
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« Odpowiedź #2513 dnia: Listopada 15, 2010, 06:52:23 »
FS 2004/FSX  DCS  BMS  TOH  ARMA3

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« Odpowiedź #2515 dnia: Listopada 15, 2010, 22:47:22 »
Genialne!.
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Odp: LOL lotnicze II
« Odpowiedź #2517 dnia: Listopada 16, 2010, 23:41:51 »
No przyznać się, który to z Was?
Cytuj
Wracam ze zlotu ASG. Pełne umundurowanie, kamizelka, kominiarka, desanty, hełm i kałach (replika). Dodatkowo w kaburze glock i ponad 2m wzrostu. Postanowiliśmy kupić do busa piwo na drogę. Wchodzę na stację benzynowa, ściągam z ramienia kałacha i odruchowo, by mi było wygodniej kładę go na stole.
Ja: - Poproszę dwie zgrzewki Warki.
Sprzedawca: (wystraszony) - Ppppprosze baaardzo...
Ja: - Ile?
Sprzedawca: (głosem jak by zdjęli mu kamień z serca) - To zamierza pan zapłacić..?!?
Znalezione na: http://piekielni.pl/
(chyba że powinno być tutaj: http://www.il2forum.pl/index.php?PHPSESSID=d3b25571ac281750d5608d0623edcdc9&topic=13243.0 )
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« Odpowiedź #2518 dnia: Listopada 17, 2010, 00:56:40 »
Podstawowa zasada ASG - w miejscach publicznych repliki mają być SCHOWANE.
Jeśli to powyżej to prawda, to świadczy tylko o ograniczeniu umysłowym głównego bohatera.
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